Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 11, 2015
Transcript:
Man 1: MacKenzie's father and I were not on speaking terms, Mr. Parker. His death came as a shock to me... Man 2: Then you better sit down for the rest of this terrible tale, bub, cuz it's a doozy. Meanwhile! R.J: Rip told us to stay at the old state house 'til he gets here. Girl: R.J! The hitwoman found us again! TNT: Gah! She's worse than my obedience school alumni group!
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