Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 24, 2015
Transcript:
R.J: I think Christmas Eve is my favorite night of the year... it just seems like everyone has love in their hearts... Rip Haywire: DON'T YOU SLAM THE DOOR ON ME, WOMAN! THE CATPOCALYPSE WAS A MISTAKE, LIKE MULLETS AND PEACH FUZZ MUSTACHES! TNT: Was that love? R.J: Let's watch "It's a wonderful life" to disinfect from whatever that was.
I shudder to think what kind of Christmas this is turning to…