Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 04, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: ...and not only that, but then he magically changed the entire universe just to get out of marriage and fatherhood! Rip Haywire: Technically, it was the only way to save the world from an apocalypse that Breezy unleashed... Narrator: Rip and Breezy go to couples counseling... ka-yikes! Woman: Enough! Your relationship seems to be nothing but a roller coaster of comical daily adventures, except on Sundays! Is there more to your relationship than this? Breezy: You don't even (Sniffle!) know my favorite song. Rip Haywire: No, but I know your blood type, which I think is obviously more important!
The counselor obviously has them pegged, especially the Sundays.