Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 19, 2016

Transcript:

Breezy: Rip, I had no choice! It was like Pac-Man with Blinky and Clyde coming at me from both sides! Rip Haywire: Stupid pac-man! Why couldn't he just use dynamite? Narrator: Breezy just lost controlling interest in her air-transport business to Cobra. Breezy: I (sniffle!) wanted us to get married and fly around the world with our eight kids... Rip Haywire: EIGHT?! GOOD GRAVY! Breezy: I'm (Sniffle) unfit to be a mother of eight! (Snort!) Rip Haywire: See, there's always a silver lining.