Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 26, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I'm not going to dinner with Cobra, Breezy! Even if she got the best seats at Buffalo Wild Wings! Breezy: Rip, she's our boss now! We've got to stay on her good side! Rip Haywire: It' generous of you to assume that Cobra has a good side. Breezy: That's sweet of you to say, but we still need to be nice to her if we're going to get my business back! Now go, and try to "accidentally" spray some spicy wing sauce in her eye. Rip Haywire: No problem! They really should make those wings less slippery, though.
Where’s a bag full of blood diamonds when you really need it?