Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 08, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Ok, Dutch, here's the address where I was supposed to drop off the cargo! Too bad it's back in the crashed plane! Dutch Haywire: Wrong, kid. I am the cargo your mystery client is after! Someone's coming... play dumb while I hide in this crate! Narrator: Rip's delivery mission has taken a turn for the Haywire! Man: Put the cargo in the truck. Rip Haywire: Hold it. This cargo isn't going anywhere until I get paid... cash on delivery, Bub. Man: Here's your C.O.D... clobber on da' head! Rip Haywire: YOW! Man: Do yourself a favor and don't come back to Verboom if you know what's good for you. Rip Haywire: If you know what's good for you, you'll be out of punching range by the the time I can feel my legs!
And when Rip Haywire calls you “Bub”, you’re a beaten-to-a-pulp man.