Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 07, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Let me get this straight. Dutch is your enemy, the alliance leader, and you're letting him go? Man: We can't allow him to woo our fearless, yet "Dutch-Crazy" evil leader, Dr. Pain. Man 2: Sir, we found these girls running through the Warzone... Rip Haywire: Breezy! Cobra! What the heck happened to your hair? Breezy: Skull, that's what... they burned down my company and tried to make me a cute Redheaded s'more! Man 2: We royally screwed this mission up! My face can't handle any more pummeling! Man 1: At least we've got a week to heal before Skull Yearbook photo day!
Let’s face it… They would have been so much better off just letting their boss be wooed by Dutch.