Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 18, 2016
April 17, 2016
April 19, 2016
Transcript:
TNT: There's a police roadblock up ahead, Rip! How are we going to escape with Breezy's apparently criminal Dad? Rip Haywire: Three things you need to remember about a Haywire, TNT! We never turn the other cheek. We're dangerously unpredictable! And we prefer breakfast sausage to bacon!! But most of all, roadblocks never stop a Haywire! TNT: That was four things! Rip Haywire: Please refer back to number two!
Our two principal weapons are Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.