Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Haywire, your file says you are reckless, dangerous and explosive. Rip Haywire: Hey, the pencil pushers got it right, for once! Man: Those days are over, Son! Rip Haywire: Over?!? Man: Guys like you are relics, fossils of a bygone era. Rip Haywire: Relics!?! Man: Sorry, kid, today's skull agents would eat you for breakfast. Little syrup... little butter... side of sausage, some bacon... Rip Haywire: I'm afraid you're confusing me with a delicious grand slam meal from Denny's Man: I wish I was, son, I wish I was.
Rip’s chair is completely different in P2 (no arms, back much shorter and thinner, than P1). Also, nothing was delicious at any Denny’s I ever visited (probably why there are only 6 in the whole state of MN).