Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 04, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Well, doctor, its my job to protect you on this ocean voyage. Let's get settled. Man: Outstanding! Narrator: Breezy has just been conned by a conniving Casanova! Meanwhile! Man: Game of chess, young man? Rip Haywire: Why not? My day can't get anymore boring! Man: Name's doc you look sad. Girl troubles? Rip Haywire: Girl, job, life! It's like my sticks of dynamite are all lit up, but I've got nowhere to throw them, you know?
I know that feeling all too well, Rip…
Why just this afternoon, my family had to say goodbye to my Uncle Howard. Cancer did him in. His funeral was today, that’s why I’m late getting in on today’s action. I was picked to read the scripture.His suffering is over, but the family will not be the same without him.