Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 12, 2016
May 11, 2016
May 13, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Breezy, I'm not only definitely the scientist guy you were hired to protect or whatever, I'm also in love with you! Cobra Carson: That is Haywire's girlfriend... she must've had the real scientist all along while Haywire played decoy. Get him. Toss the ditzy redhead overboard and take him to the chopper! Man: Well, hellooooo, gorgeous.
And Breezy’s problem is solved. Sort of…OMG… I just had another thought. What if tall, blonde and totally stupid is the boss’ son or something…WHY AM I HAVING THESE TERRIBLE THOUGHTS?