Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 16, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: Tossed into the drink by skull thugs, Rip and Breezy finally wash ashore on a convenient island! Breezy: Thank goodness we've found land! And it sounds like it's inhabited... I hear drums! Rip Haywire: Way better than drums... gunshots. Let's go! Breezy: Rip, at least let me get the salt out of my hair before we go barging into trouble! If I'm waltzing into gunplay, I'm going to look good doing it! Rip Haywire: But the gunshots are diminishing! We're gonna miss it! Aww, and now there's horrible shrieks too! Hurry up, Breezy!
I know that feeling! The fun stuff always happen when I need to do my hair.