Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 19, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Thank you for returning me to my fortress cave, "The Coop." Rip Haywire: Who shot you, Bantam? Man: Skull! They've taken over the island. Kidnapped the islanders. Forced them to work in the jewel mine. And made them eat salty corn chips without margaritas and salsa. Which on this island is a cock-a-doodle don't!
This whole storyline is poultry in motion…