Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 08, 2016
Transcript:
Man: You need to rehire Rip Haywire. Our satellites watched his last mission... What we thought were explosions were actually just his fists punching things. We need an OP like that at the alliance! And give him a real office, Fusspot! Col. Fusspot: Be reasonable, sir, what if I promoted the janitor instead? He's already moved his mops back into Rip's old office!
… EXPLOSIONS were ACTUALLY just HIS FISTS PUNCHING THINGS.
I LOVE IT, Dan!