Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 23, 2016
Transcript:
Col. Fusspot: Take a look at our new agent of the month. If you want to succeed at the alliance, you'll be like him! I thought Haywire was your least favorite agent. That was before he intorduced me to his homemade chili recioe. We use it as an explosive and it saves us a bundle!
All this jumping around is sort of… random.