Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: The monster's tracks meet up with Rip's tracks here... Rip?! Rip Haywire: My demolished body is over here. Giant... ferocious... blood-crazed... claws... tossed me like an overripe banana... Breezy: Darn. I was hoping it would succumb to your trademarked fists of fury. Rip Haywire: Me too... but those hopes are crushed worse than my spleen.
Crushed spleen? We know a certain doctor in space..and no, his name’s not “Smith”.