Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 30, 2016
Transcript:
TNT: This summer camp adventures has gone to heck in a handbasket! Rip Haywire: Oh, C'mon. TNT, you're exaggerating. It's all about perspective... you just have to look at the bright side of this situation. TNT: Bright side? Your bride to be is now an 8-foot-tall gross, furry monster! Rip Haywire: True, but think about how warm I'll be on cold winter nights.
Yeah, you’ll be nice and warm… inside her belly.