Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 16, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I heard a crash. Did you knock out an intruder without me? Breezy: R.J. broke this lamp and he won't admit it. R.J: I didn't di ti, Dad! It was a Skull Agent! Rip Haywire: An old secret agent taught me a trick once, stick out your tongue. If there's a yellow streak down the middle, I'll know you're lying. Ahhh! There it is! There's a yellow streak! R.J: Now cud you betway me, Tng!
I hope this isn’t a preview of the domestic sit-com that the strip will become after the wedding. A broken lamp? they should be looking at the hole in the wall from a mis-fired bazooka, I say!