Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2016

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Breezy: Honeymooning in Los Abrazo, isn't it paradise, Rip? Rip Haywire: I always pictured paradise having more explosion, but this is pretty nice. Breezy: Get the door, Rip, I called for extra towels. Agent Bernardo: Senor Haywire, name's agent Bernardo. Take this necklace to a woman with a flower in her hair at the hotel bar at 9 P.M. Rip Haywire: Hang on. Agent Bernardo: Silence, don't ask any more of me, for your own safety. Rip Haywire: You'll be safer if I just take my extra towels. Agent Bernardo: Ah, yes, señor Haywire, I'd like my pretty face to remain the way it is.