Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 27, 2016
September 26, 2016
September 28, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: It looks like we lost those goons, Breezy. Now let's get to the pyramid and destroy that magic calendar before skull gets it! Rip, I'd like to remind you again that we're on our honeymoon and this would be a good time for you to be romantic... Rip Haywire: Didn't you just hear me talking about destroying a powerful ancient artifact? Sometimes, it's like we don't speak the same language! Breezy: Sigh, sometimes a girl would like a kiss in between explosions, Rip. Even if we are locked in a deadly race against time!
Didn’t you ever see True Lies, Rip? Remember the scene when Schwarzenegger and Curtis had that kiss during that eye-blinding explosion? You gotta admit that was romantic, Rip!