Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 03, 2016
October 02, 2016
October 04, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Oh, Rip, it's so sweet of you to tell these goons holding me captive that you love me. Rip Haywire: And I'd tell them all day, Breezy... but right now, I need to stop being the most romantic adventurer in the world and get to cracking these goon jaws. Breezy: Rip, we're married, remember? That means we crack jaws as a couple. Man: We are standing right here, señor, with guns... please tell me you see the guns. Man 2: I don't think they care, Jorge.
These bad guys are about to get crushed like Trump, especially if Breezy lands the first roundhouse kick.