Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 02, 2016
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Let's get to turning that future-seeing calendar on. Rip Haywire: No way, josa-a-ohina, we're here to destroy this thing. Cobra Carson: Uh, hellooo, chinsy! I've got the pistol... I make the decisions! Besides, I don't need either of you to do this! Hold up! I take it back. Where's the play button on this thingy?
Cobra is funny and slightly clueless.