Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 08, 2016
Transcript:
Col. Fusspot: The Honeymoon's over, Haywire. I need to send you right back out. Rip Haywire: I love this job. Col. Fusspot: Hunt down Cobra Carson. This comes right from the top... she's more wanted than hot, buttery syrup on pancakes. Here are your mission details...your code name will be... Rip Haywire: Is it travelripcity?United Ripline? Col. Fusspot: It's mongoose! Mongoosw! Her name's Cobra... it's mongoose! Rip Haywire: How 'bout Rip Tippi Tavi!
I kinda like Rippi Tippi Tavi, although there should be a “KA-” in there somewhere.