Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 27, 2016
November 26, 2016
November 28, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Oh! Rip Haywire: I got her ea s fast as I could. Breezy, you gotta let go, I can't drive you to your ultrasound like this! Breezy: I've seen you drive while punching an anaconda in the snout! Rip Haywire: Wow! he looks so happy. He must be dreaming about "Rambo." Breezy: Well, I gotta go to work! Rip Haywire: Work? But I need my precious moments! Breezy: Then go to the hallmark store. Somebody's gotta get paid around here!
We never did get to see how little Fetus Haywire developed a square jaw. Maybe he would have grown up to favor Breezy instead.