Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 28, 2016

Transcript:

Man: The sultry babe who's with the Sheriff is drifting off to sleep... this is my chance to poison his meds. Phone call: Hurry up, you're my plus one for the New Year's party! We rented out a Dave and Buster's! Rip Haywire: I'd like you to pause and reflect on what I just stopped you from doing... Man: I-I feel very... bad? Rip Haywire: And you're about to feel even worse!