Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 11, 2017
Transcript:
Narrator: Midnight in Key Bay Harbortown, where crminal scheming and real estate prices are on the rise! Man: The Cobra successfully switched the jewels, and no one is the wiser! Man 2: Excellent, Mr. August. Man: There's nothing like announcing an entire evil plan out loud! Man 2: When the mayor buys that necklace for his wife on Monday, he'll find that explosions are forever! Rip Haywire: If only Key Bay Harbortown just had a Jared!
If I ever decide to be an evil genius, my motto is going to be Keep Your Mouth Shut!