Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 15, 2017
Transcript:
Narrator: Rip is in a race against time to foil a dastardly skull plot! Mayor: Driver, I said go to Dave and Buster's this isn't the way! Rip Haywire: I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor, but your life is in danger. That jewel you just purchased hasa bomb in it. Mayor: Wh-who are you? Rip Haywire: I'm Ban... (*cough*) excuse me (*hack*) I'm the (*ahem-hrrr*) some phlegm in my throat... TNT: He's the Bantam! And he should have remembered his cough drops!
That never happened to Michael Keaton.