Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 22, 2017

Eww.

“Sawing off a chunk” just got a kinkier definition.

Be careful of splinters!

Steve’s nickname is “Woody.”

Might Steve be logging for the other team?

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK …

I’ll believe this only if he stirs his coffee with his thumb.

Well this brings a whole new meaning to whittling your wood!

I’d heard of knot hole in a pine tree, but this is rediculous.

Hey Rip? If you start seeing little blond sapling trees…then it’s time to go home…fast!

Ohhhh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…

This is the longest setup to the worst punchline that I’ve ever seen.

There are no bad punchlines. They’re just misunderstood.

Just watch what he does with a knot hole and thinks no one is watching….

Does have buttered scones for tea?

should be ka-lumbersexual

The foreman says, “Lorna, you’re a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my love and my lady…is the tree.”

Well, I think the Dragoncat Award should go to Dragoncat this time.