Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 13, 2018

Scorpio had better hope that karma isn’t a large shark with a taste for pointy hair.

“Ka-GLUB!”

Why are we always “preparing”? Just go.

- Dark Helmet

Let’s just say it, even if the sub was a mile off shore, the Scorpion wouldn’t make it.

Ahhhh 100 Miles in Which Direction?

AAAUUUUGGGAA! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! (sorry, flashbacks from my submarine service days)

Are you afraid you’re gonna wet your pants?

Aside: At least there is a plausible chance he will survive (in the comic world) so you can continue to use his evil plots and not have create new ones.

KA-SUBMERGE!

Yes, Scorpion, it is cruel. You should know. Congrats on being such an inspiration.

“Why no, Mr. Scorpion: I don’t want you to talk. I want you to squeal!”

You never leave your enemies alive.