Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 26, 2018

At first I thought Corinne (Cobra) was acting this out…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_GmhD053E

So, Rip has to fill in for the sheriff of a sleepy little town for a few days? What could go wrong? Or ka-wrong?

What could go wrong? Ka-plenty. This is Rip, after all. (And, I guess Sheriff Clueless is starting to get a clue. At least he played Santa at her coffee shop. Now if she can get him to play a different role, with her..)

Just how heavy were those children sitting upon Rock’s knee?

Did Jenkins show up? He can be pretty needy at times.

But she was the only one who got to sit in his lap…

ka-donuts

Gee, Rip. Get your mind out of the gutter.

KA-SECOND GUESS!

After seeing how he reacts and the way he acts, maybe he would be more interested in Rip rather than Cobra.

Where do they find needy children in an old-folks home?

Well, to be fair… That was my guess, too…

Snerk Rip knows what kind of off-panel shenanigans characters can get into; he and Breezy married off-panel.

Hasn’t Rip already done the lawman thing? Got fired by Breezy’s conniving uncle when he challenged the head ranch hand, if I remember.

Having Corrine sitting her shapely on my knee might have been worth it to break. Well no not really…