Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 28, 2020

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    Brian  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yeah, the springs on the old one have a definite sag these days. And the crumbs!

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    bytebot-gocomics  over 4 years ago

    At this point I’d like to see Rip and Breezy tossing this pot of poison out into the snow and then slamming and locking the door once they get back inside.

    If Dutch complains, then toss him out into the snow as well.

    However much bleating Dr. Pain does, it’s clear she is not a team player with this team. The squad is better off without her!

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    jmworacle  over 4 years ago

    I thought Breezy had better taste than hooking up with Jenkins.

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    Red33410  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like she didn’t “taste” any of it and got it all over his couch.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Breezy and Jenkins. Now there’s a nightmare straight from the deepest depths of hero’s h#!!.

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    A R V reader  over 4 years ago

    Jenkins must’ve left a very deep groove on the old couch.

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    dwkiser28603  over 4 years ago

    Rip burn the old couch first,and let me get in touch with certain Todd Hall. He has a rather unhealthy fetish for sofas!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ka-BURN!

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    jeffhapp  over 4 years ago

    … Now I completely understand her name…Dr. Pain!…She was really quite pleased with herself when delivering that ‘groovy’ line…

    Good one, Dan!

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    tad1  over 4 years ago

    KA-SNACK CAKES!

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    tad1  over 4 years ago

    Yes, Rip, get a new couch, then blow up the old one with dynamite!

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    StephenJokela1  over 4 years ago

    That Jenkins aka El Tornado also wooed Sopapilla’s hot older sister, don’t forget…

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    R. Araya  over 4 years ago

    Buying a new couch? Reminds me of that old German joke.

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    Dragoncat  over 4 years ago

    Well, there is Sheriff Rock. Or should we call him “Nega-Rip”…?

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