Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 27, 2020

Rip you must be in the middle of nowhere if you can’t find a Starbucks.

Don’t feel too bad Rip. Things could be worse. This is 2020 after all. You could be back in civilization! There are a lot of folks here who would gladly trade places with you.

No Starbucks? Give ’em time.

Is there at least a Subway?

You could always start a new career as a wise hermit on a mountain top. Well, hermit, anyway.

He looks like he’s been taking in a massive amount of calories from somewhere.

Ka-WILDMAN RIP!

Recaps, and no pancakes…

Hmmm …. its sort of hard to believe that there’s not a Starbucks

Is this the end of recaps? Will Breezy show up soon? Tune in next time as we hear Rip say, “I miss pancakes!”

Are all those lines on his body dirt, scratches, or are they implying that he usually shaves his body and now can’t?

A tropical island in the Pacific? Could we see a return of the Polynesian Pirate Queen and Crystal, her gorgeous Girl Friday? Wait a minute, this is the new reality….a version of the Polynesian Pirate Queen and Crystal? Or just gorgeous Crystal….I liked her design, a lot! Please make this happen, Dan!!

There’s not a starbucks within 25 miles of me. Thank goodness, nasty imitation coffee.. However there are plenty of Dollar Generals around. ;)

KA-STRANDED!

Maybe there’s a pancake hut behind the next hill.

Okay, I’m worried now… He’s gone far too long without any pancakes.

I’m surprised he hasn’t been driven insane from pancake withdrawals.

Oh Ka-Recap!