Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 20, 2021

Who cares about the Highwayman? I mean beside his fashion sense being worse than Javier Bardem’s portral of Anton Chigurh. The hot issue is who can buy and develop Blood Curdling Pass? If the fumes up there truly make you feel you are visiting Disney Land after taking LSD, yet you can lose that effect simply by leaving with no further ill effects, the investment opportunity is incredible. Who wouldn’t pay money for a few hours of ecstatic euphoria if there were no consequences for doing so?

Ka-BACON!

“Trust me,” he says? I’ll trust Dan Thompson’s word on when the Highwayman will show up, thank you very much.

I’m just intrigued whether talking dog would be able to talk with that bag in his mouth.

“We never again will see him.”

Highway man must have a good mouthpiece working for him???

You won’t see him again as long as you don’t look back on your way out the door.

The Highwayman got out of jail so fast, he might as well be a Batman villain…they never stay put.

At least they have something in common!

KA-TALL STACK!

Never see him again? Well now, I wouldn’t say that.

Sure, he went to prison quietly… But it seems he got out even more quietly. At least he appreciates a good stack of pancakes.

Now I want a side of bacon with a tall stack.

Dang it! This reminds me…I forgot to buy pancake mix!

Dr. Loveless (WWW) never could stay in prison. After the 2nd breakout he could never be caught.

Well, here we go yet again people…… DAMNIT!