Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 05, 2022

If i were you kid i’d stick with Fireball. Tell everybody Hazy is just a nick name.

How about “Windy”?

I don’t believe it .. she can read, already?!

Well, it rhymes, kid. Go with it.

Well, kid. At least they didn’t names you Crazy.

Maybe Fireball shoulda been named Blazy.

Better than Humid Haywire.

To me, she’s still the cutesy Baby Fireball.

At least it wasn’t Misty

My vote is for “Fireball.”

And then, when you’re retired from the strip, it can be expanded to Hazebeen Haywire! Elegant yet functional. Nearly.

Breezy and hazy are sort of mutually exclusive, aren’t they? Weatherwise, mean.

You don’t take issue with your surname? That‘ll give you more grief.

What’s wrong with Fireball Haywire?

When she’s old enough – she can legally change her name to any name she wants to have.

It could be short for Hazel

KA-HAZY!

Can’t say I blame her for being upset. Fireball sounds way more awesome.

I like Hazy but Stormy would have been cooler (IMHO).

ka-windy

once spoke to a man whose first name was Lassie…and he was a JR.

But now that magic eight ball is addressing her, personally!

Could be worse… Meg (Family Guy) is short for Megatron Griffin.

Clearly, her father is a Decepticon fan.

next month she will be a teenager