Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 02, 2022

AUGH²

Nightmares within nightmares within nightmares, like Putinesque nesting dolls.

Oh God…it’s becoming “The Phantom”

Shoulda known the bit about him choosing pancakes alone, over coffee with Jet, was another dream. Maybe you should stop putting boysenberry on your short-stacks.

Ka-Dreamscape!!!

ka-wingardium leviosa.

I hope this doesn’t turn out that he’s stuck in some sort of virtual reality game.

KA-EVEN WEIRDER CULT!

Hopefully, Jet wasn’t just a dream. She’s such a great character and it would be nice if she made more appearances.

Can we just please get back to the potential train wreck of a three-way-love triangle???

Did RJ upset Morpheus and get condemned to perpetual waking?

Is this an “Inception” kinda thing, or did RJ simply “collapse in exhaustion from the rigors of his last adventure”?

Hate when it looks like one has waken up, but hasn’t yet.