Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 30, 2022

You need a big county to fit in all the canyons, forests, mountains, etc.

Be careful R J she says you could take her out for pizza and a movie. But she still might push you off a cliff.

Are we in the 50’s or 80’s? RJ’s suddenly shaved head points toward Bruce Willis…

Marlon Brando. Malaria,

OK I’ll shut up.

She wants pizza and a movie, RJ, and I’d be happy if you didn’t look like a serial killer from Criminal Minds.

I don’t understand how they’re refueling out in the middle of nowhere.

ka-anchovies

Is RJ slightly slow on the uptake? hehe

The Haywires do seem to attract women of contradiction. One moment they’re all about some dastardly deed, the next they seem to be all into a Haywire. Lilly meet Corrine, aka Cobra. Cobra meet Lilly.

Toots? 1940s?

Ka-layover. :)

In a big county dreams stay with you

Like a lover’s voice fires the mountainside

Stay KA-live

KA-PIZZA!

Go for it, RJ. Just stay away from any cliffs.

I’m starting to wonder if RJ’s fear factor was in his hair follicles.