Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 02, 2023

Yeah, like we didn’t see that ka-regret comin’ down Broadway.

Maybe will get a tag team, Rip and Tank going after Tick-Tock.

Time for the Haywires to rise(Batman theme in head right now)!

What a crazy series. Newscasters being watched for their denigration of heroic characters. Ineffectual people put in positions of authority with no real interest in doing the job. I’m so glad this isn’t like real life.

However Tik Tok would rather like to has Chinese foods than pan cake.

ka-deputize

Make sure RIP asks for a Raise when the townfolk come and ask him to be sheriff again.

I ka-Knew he’d regret it!

Deputize/Let no one named Haywire evade your eyes/Remember why the good Lord made your eyes/So don’t shade your eyes/But deputize, deputize, deputize/Only be sure always to call it please ‘delegation’.

Apologies to Tom Lehrer.

KA-REGRET!

Still wondering who the lady with the pink hair is.

This is one of those “What the heck, townsfolk?” tropes.

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Rip is going to show the kid how to hold on to someone you catch. Admittedly Tank was busy rescuing his partner so he had to pick his priorities.

No delay in moving this plot along. :-)