Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 28, 2023

Maybe the chief is cahoots with Tick Tock?

WHAM! Oh whoopsie. Sorry about that Chief.

He knows her so well.

ka-bust

Honey has quickly moved up my list of favorite femme fatales in the Haywire-verse. Gutsy, sassy and shapely! Granted, she’s not Crystal, Girl Friday to the Polynesian Pirate Queen (or is Crystal the Queen now?) but who is?

Cliche time. Helpless damsel in distress grabs a lamp (or, similar,) to bust over who is coming through the door. Which is usually the good guy.

gasp! It’s like he knows!

Way to wreck the surprise, big guy.

How did he know?!

Shouldn’t the door go ‘ka-reak’?

KA-CREAK!

WHAM! Oops, too late.

He knows how these thing happen. And he’s in mood to be the comic relief.

Ha ha