Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 25, 2024

Holy blonde girl batman

Like our Scout Master always told us – you don’t have to run faster than the mountain lion. You just have to run faster than one other person in your troop!

Lovely night hike? HA! You was obveeously up to no goods sneaking around in the woods in the night ya steenky crook Goldilocks. Headed to them bear caves to steals all we foods wasn’t cha ya steenky creeminal. Serves you right ya steenky crook, ya serves well to hungry Wolfie. Haw haw!

And Now there will be two!

Kitty Norville? Is that you?

He bit her ulnar nerve? Ooh baaadd werewolf!

An ouchie on my ulnar nerve. Ha! Roflmao!!☺️☺️ This strip would make the best adult cartoon.

Wow, not sure I can sleep tonight…

Not only will she not feel her pinkie, she also won’t be able to feel the pinkie side of her ring toe. The ulnar nerve is also a motor nerve, so she will have claw paw (the equivalent of claw hand in humans).

So, the ulna nerve runs from the little finger along the ulna bone in the forearm to the humerus bone in the upper arm. I’ve got a funny feeling about this.

OW!!! MY INTERNAL ORGANS!!!

KA-ULNAR NERVE!

Is she a werewolf now? Maybe Rip will have to deal with two werewolves now.

Winky says, “Be glad it isn’t your spleen!”