Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 25, 2024

And missing out on meatloaf night!

Wait a sec……do I hear the faint sounds of….giggling??

I closed my eyes, but how do I know when to open them?

I can’t read the strip!

Geez what a weemp. He gonna keel you anyways. At least tries to gets his gun before that ya loser.

Never fear Bob—Rip always makes it in time!

What is that giggling I hear in the background?

I hope I hear giggling. This is a little darker than usual.

I know what my last wish would be.

At least she has a little bit of heart — she’s up for blackmail, but draws the line at murder.

ka-Dizzy has a heart

Bernie: I can’t die! I can’t die… out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can’t… I can’t… I CAN’T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!… like a dumb animal. I can’t… die!

Miller’s Crossing (1990)

KA-MURDER!

Time for Rip to unleash his gigging knuckles on Astor.