Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 16, 2005
Transcript:
Believe it or not! High Hopes Advantages adjoined by taller people in China have prompted an industry of body stretching machines and limb surgeries designed to add height to a person! A cow was arrested for murdering a man in Lagos, Nigeria, on June 9, 2005. The original little dwarf bullfighters, of Mexico, and all dwarf trope, fight bulls by dodging them and boinking them with plastic mallets!
A cow murdered a man? Boy, am I glad I’m not a farmer.