Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 26, 2011
Transcript:
Less than 2% of Earth's water is ice and snow, but that represents the majority of the world's freshwater! Sorry, I didn't quite catch your name! Barnaby Marmaduke Aloysius Benjy Cobweb Felix Gaspar Humbert Ignatius Jayden Kasper Leroy Maximilian Neddy Obiajulu Peping Quilliam Rosencrantz Sexton Teddy Upwood Vivatma Wayland Xylon Yardley Zachary Usansky is a resident of Edinburgh, Scotland! Houdini dog! Akeelah, a dog belonging to Nick Crawford of Maryland, USA, is a master escape artist. She has so far learned to escape from 4 different types of crates and a closed room!
When I was in the U.S. Army they had a way to deal with people like Mr. Usansky. On all paperwork, they would have called him simply Barnaby NMI Usanski. (NMI = no middle initial.)