Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 05, 2011
Transcript:
A shear accident! 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher of Green Valley, Ariz., USA, fell face first onto a pair of pruning shears in his yard on July 30, 2011. Although the shears went right through his eye socket, he recovered with his vision intact! Scientists have discovered a pulsar orbited by a planet that is believed to have an interior made of diamond! Naked mole rats are only a few inches long, but a colony of several dozen of them can create an underground burrow that spans up to 20 football fields in area!
Okay don’t all jump on me at once but the guy was 86 years old so his “vision intact” still meant he was probably half blind to begin with.
Am I right people!
And another thing, what was a half blind octgenearian doing running around with pointy sheary thingies in his hands? Doesn’t he know he could put his eye out?