Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 12, 2012
Transcript:
Sgt. Sandra Coast completed basic combat training and was inducted into the United States Army at the age of 51! Every French soldier to serve from the small village of Theirville in Normandy has come back alive in the country's last five wars- including WWI and WWII! You must be yolking! Steve Hargreaves of Edmonton, Canada, cooked 4 eggs together and each one had a double yolk!
@Tog,Okay, ‘the die is ’cast’‘. I’ll take the ‘bait’. You ‘lured’ me into it! Are you ‘fishing’ for sympathy? Don’t try to ‘worm’ your way out of it! I’m sorry; i’m ‘hooked’ on puns, so don’t ‘egg’ me on! If you don’t like them, please don’t fire until you see the ‘whites’ of ‘my’ eyes! If I ever stop these plays-on-words, it will be a ’mackerel"!