Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 07, 2013
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OMG! Chicken dung was recommended as a cure for baldness in 17th century England! The time travel store! The Echo Park Time Travel Mart in Los Angeles sells items you might need for a trip through time! The US military is developing robotic horses to carry heavy equipment into battle!
Ever notice time travelers never come back? Here’s why- Traveling foward in time has never been possible so those who go back stay there. Unfortunatly, those who do travel back in time arive at the point in space where their part of the planet was at that time. As the planet is in constant motion (at an incredible rate of speed), they always materialise in an inhospitable enviroment, usually the hard vacuum of outer space which is, of course, invariably fatal.