Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 22, 2014
Transcript:
Male Emperor moths can smell females from more than 6 miles away. 98% of people adopted in Japan are adult males in their 20s and 30s. Followers of spiritual guru Ashutosh Maharaj placed him in a freezer after his apparent death in January 2014 because they believe he is not dead, but simply meditating deeply.
He’s not meditating! He’s passed on! This guru is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn’t thrown him in the freezer, he’d be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-GURU!!