Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 13, 2015
Transcript:
Medieval times, the color red was thought to cure smallpox- everything from clothing to food took on a reddish hue! Grown home! ET The Extra-Terrestrial's face naturally formed in a tree stump- found by Bill Harley, of Isle of Skye, Scotland! The Pieter Schelte, a new ship designed to move oil rigs, weighs 18 times more than the Titanic, and is wider than the length of a soccer field.
Quick let’s start worshipping the stump before the fundies do