Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 19, 2016
Transcript:
The Greater Green River Intergalactic Spaceport and Green River, Wyoming, has been inviting alien visitors since the mid-90s with a UFO landing strip! Bat-boom! During World War II, the U.S. Army tested incendiary bombs attached to 6000 Mexican free tailed bats! At Thailand's Vegetarian Festival, devotees known as Mah Song or Spirit Horses can enter a trance and have items from daggers to swords and even bicycles- pierced through their cheeks!
you would lose that bet Max-not all vegetarians are preaching bores