Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 27, 2016
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Brraaappp!! In 218 BC, Heliogabalus, a 15-year-old Roman Emperor, used inflated animal bladders to create the first whoopee cushions! Give a clone a bone! Louisiana veterinarian Philip DuPont spent over $100,000 cloning his beloved pet dog Melvin- twice! It takes Asha Mandela six bottles of shampoo to wash- and two days to dry- her 20 FT long, 25 LB dreadlocks!
“I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus.In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous.”—Maj. Gen. Stanley