Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 11, 2016
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Wasn't me. Not me! Wasn't me! What's that baaad smell? A plane going from Australia to Malaysia made an emergency landing when the 2186 sheep in the cargo bay passed too much gas. To accommodate the rollerblading trend of the 90s, a Miami Citibank installed a rollerblade ATM, complete with a pink ramp! Armless Archer Matt Stutzman holds the world record for archery's longest accurate shot!
Is it me, or does that rollerblading girl look like a Aline Kominsky-Crumb drawing?